I Won’t Tell – A Maid Cleaning Service Near Me In Lower Manhattan
I have a secret I’ve shared with no one.
I’d rather people didn’t know that I hate cleaning (even if they suspect it). There is nothing I hate as much as hauling out the rags, the mop, and the cleaning products. I dread it more than I dread the Holiday party at work.
There. Now you know.
But I have a secret guarding my secret and I’ll tell you what it is. My second secret? A maid cleaning service near me in Lower Manhattan. New York’s Little Elves have been keeping my cleaning aversion under their hats, ever since they arrived at my home on that first, down low day.
Your reflection in their perfection.
When the sneaky, but effective Elves first came to work their cleaning genius, I was astounded beyond words. Organized and passionate about the pursuit of cleaning perfection, they descended.
Armed with the world’s highest quality cleaning products (some of them environmentally friendly), they proceeded to clean my home to a state of shining, freshly-scented perfection.
And then I went shopping. I knew I could do that with confidence, because I had retained a maid cleaning service near me in Lower Manhattan I could trust. Fully bonded and extensively-trained, New York’s Little Elves offer residents all over New York City (and beyond) not only outstanding work, but professionalism and excellence you can depend on.
No challenge too great for the Elves.
As I mentioned earlier, I hate cleaning. The only casualties of that burning hatred were the hidden nooks and crannies of my home. For years, I’d pretended they weren’t there. But the Little Elves went down deep and uncovered them, cleaning them to gleaming perfection.
I know this for a fact, because I checked. If I’d been wearing white gloves, they would have come away as white as snow, unscathed by my quality control efforts, as there was not a spot of dust to be found – not even in my vents.
I was impressed!
Effortless clean, with the Elves.
Since I discovered a maid cleaning service near me in Lower Manhattan, with New York’s Little Elves, I’ve heard nothing but kudos on what a sparklingly clean home I keep. Even my mother-in-law mentions how impeccably clean it is, since I discovered the Elves.
She thinks I’ve reformed, so why burst her bubble?
The Little Elves have freed me from the drudgery of cleaning. My favorite part is that my secret’s safe with them. Nobody needs to know that I have a secret concealing my secret – the matchless cleaning magic of the Little Elves.
I won’t tell a soul.
If you’re like me and can’t bear the thought of scrubbing, dusting, polishing and vacuuming, call in the maid cleaning service near me in Lower Manhattan that re-creates your home as a gleaming, serendipitous paradise of clean.
And I won’t tell a soul.
When your mother-in-law sees her reflection in the Little Elves’ perfection, think how satisfying your secret smile will be.