Residential and Commercial Maintenance Cleaning In the East Village – The Peerless “Cleaniuses”
In Little Elfese (a distinct linguistic tradition), a cleanius is one gifted with the ability to eliminate all grime, dust and dirt, to render residential and commercial properties perfectly immaculate. Cleanius means you can see your reflection in our perfection.
We admit it. “Cleanius” isn’t a word in the English language, but for New York’s Little Elves it’s the only word. Drawing on the fine art of Cleanius, we’ve refined the theory of clean, distilling it down to a scientific truth. Cleanius isn’t a theory or a hypothesis. Like Einstein’s Theory of Relativity, it’s now proven, demonstrable, scientific fact.
For every hidden speck of grime, there is an equal and opposite elf to root it out and eliminate it. That’s sheer cleanius.
Maintenance cleaning for residential and commercial properties is one of our many specialities. On a weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly basis, you’ll find that the Little Elves apply the science of clean with clinical rigor, leaving your property spotless.
The cleaniuses at New York’s Little Elves are scientifically focused on the eradication of dirt, wherever it’s lurking.
Your reflection in our perfection.
For New York’s Little Elves “clean” isn’t superficial. We select only those elves trained in the scientific discipline of cleanius. Our Elves are bonded cleaniuses, applying the principles of their discipline and bringing your interiors deep, abiding clean.
New York’s Little Elves perform outstanding maintenance cleaning for residential and commercial properties in the East Village with the applied science of clean as their clinical framework.
Chandeliers, far from being a mystery to New York’s Little Elves, are simply a part of the known cleaning universe. We’ll polish and rejuvenate them with the same care we would those in our own homes, leaving them as sparkly and twinkly as the day they were installed.
Whenever possible, we use products which are gentle to the environment, but also highly effective, and kind to your precious antiques.
“The word ‘spotless’ doesn’t do them justice.”
Silver Lining Interiors, Inc.
Scientifically verifiable cleanius.
“Cleanius” is in the vocabulary of the Elves, but “superficial” is not. New York’s Little Elves scratch their heads when they hear this word, as it doesn’t exist in their language.
No detail is too small for New York’s diligent Little Elves. We’re the cleaniuses known to clean air vents with Q-tips. Even a chopstick wrapped in a cotton cloth can be employed in the service of the science of clean.
You don’t trifle with cleanius, where we come from.
New York City’s Little Elves bring detail-oriented diligence and professionalism to maintenance cleaning for residential and commercial properties in the East Village. That’s why our cleaniuses are legends in this part of town.
Sheer cleanius.
Our cleaniuses are at the ready, Q-tips and chopsticks engaged for deployment, to take on your residential or commercial maintenance cleaning job. Call for a free estimate. Unleash the science of clean, with scientifically informed maintenance cleaning for residential or commercial properties in the East Village.